Yes, for those of you who keep asking if it's really me on t..

Yes, for those of you who keep asking if it's really me on the swinger sites SLS and SDC, and Tinder. I'm prowling for that one-in-a-million fuck buddy with a cock so magical it makes my pussy convulse in a cum-soaked frenzy. I'm talking about a guy who can pound my holes until I'm a sloppy mess, leaving me dripping with his load and begging for round two. That's the point of being on these sites, isn't it? The thought gets me wet, I guess from thinking I'll find some stud who knows how to work me over, overfilling me until my thighs are dripping cum and my clit's massive and throbbing from the aftermath. I'm a single chick on these swinger sites, which, and I'm being serious here, is like being a unicorn in a field of horny goats. I'm clear in my profile, though. I make sure that it's known that I am looking for guys to pump my holes full of sperm, no drama, no bullshit. No travelers, no hotel buddies. The idea of that hits me hard, excites me, and, to say the least, is a turn-on. I can see it in my head that moment when I'm pinned down, his cock slamming into me, melting my insides, and turning my brain off with massive orgasms. It's how I wish things would go.

But here's the letdown. And there is always a letdown. These sites are like Tinder for swingers—full of folks who live a million miles away or miss the mark I'm looking for in more ways than one. I'm loaded with messages from couples trying to pimp out their wives like it's a barter system. "Hey, take my wife's pussy for a spin, but only if I can shove my dick in your guts."That's a just-say-no scenario. It's taking one for the team, and it's a hard pass. Honestly, I find it slightly creepy. If anyone ever offered me up to get his dick in someone's pussy it would be over instantly. I feel bad for the wife/girlfriend.

Who wants a partner that makes the choices and most likely the rules for you? I'm not going to let some rando husband plow me just to get a taste of his wife's clit. I seriously would let my partner pump cum in some hotties ass till his dick dry heaves without me being there. He wouldn't even have to ask. All I ask is he gives me all the tasty details afterward. But only if she wants him on his own merits, don't ask me to find your pussy for you. I have a hard enough time finding dick. Anyway, I'm off track as usual, back to it. I do spell it out clearly on my profile. If I'm in the mood for pussy, which isn't all that much anymore, as the dick has become my obsession, I'm happy to borrow your wife, let her suck my clit until I flood her mouth, and then do the same to her. When I'm done, I'll send her ass promptly back home to you. No husbands are required. But profiles don't get read all that much. I get a parade of offers that seem like pimped-out negotiations and guys who think "close" means a three-hour drive.

Don't get me wrong. I love being on swinger sites and even Tinder. Every now and then, I do find a cock that works my cunt so well that I can't give up on these sites. I suppose it's a cock safari. The thrill of the hunt, the high of finding that guy who can fuck me into oblivion. Even though it can be a slog through a swamp of questionable people and bad matches, the occasional hit on a magical cock makes it worth it.