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Hey all, I need to take a step back from content creation fo..

Hey all, I need to take a step back from content creation for a bit. Here's a video talking about it, but the takeaway is that I'm closing down my VIP page and taking a break for a little while to get my life in order, but I'll come back here in not too long, and when I do you can bet your ass it'll be magnificent. Take care of yourself, see you soon, and thank you. 😘

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Sometimes all you need is to get home and get naked to make ..

Sometimes all you need is to get home and get naked to make things start to look up.

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I gave you all the opportunity to show me that you wanted to..

I gave you all the opportunity to show me that you wanted to see my shower video and...

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How would you like it if I turned the shower on and soaked t..

How would you like it if I turned the shower on and soaked this thin, white t-shirt, rendering it completely transparent? Would it influence your opinion if you learned that I wasn't wearing any panties underneath and am rock hard? Well, the video is shot and ready. If I get 5 new subscribers to my VIP page by 7:30 am PST tomorrow, I'll post it.😘 Get subscribing, sweethearts.

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You know, just rolling around on the ground when I get horny..

You know, just rolling around on the ground when I get horny in the middle of a workout. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ₯΅πŸ˜‚

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Happy Tuesday, sweethearts! 😘

Happy Tuesday, sweethearts! 😘

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I think this dress is cute. Cuter if you can peek underneath..

I think this dress is cute. Cuter if you can peek underneath it.😘

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Tummies, titties, and Tuesdays... am I right?😁😘 PPV lets yo..

Tummies, titties, and Tuesdays... am I right?😁😘 PPV lets you ditch the two cartoon cherries, but leave the real one.

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I had a weird conversation with a lady at the dog park.πŸ˜‚

I had a weird conversation with a lady at the dog park.πŸ˜‚

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πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈYAR! This pirate girl wants to strip her clothes off for..

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈYAR! This pirate girl wants to strip her clothes off for you. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Is that, perhaps, something which might interest you?? The PPV gets you a version of the video without the ship which covers my boobs!😘

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πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈWanna see a pirate girl strip off her clothes?πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ There..

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈWanna see a pirate girl strip off her clothes?πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ There's a video posting tomorrow, but here's a little taste. 😘 The $3 PPV gets you 1 picture stripped down to just my panties and bandana.

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Comparing yourself to other people is usually a bad idea. πŸ€”

Comparing yourself to other people is usually a bad idea. πŸ€”

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Sometimes I do stuff in my videos... other times I do squat...

Sometimes I do stuff in my videos... other times I do squat. Well, if you want to watch me do some squats from up-close and personal, here you go. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜˜ The PPV version is missing the censored bar. πŸ˜€

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A little wiggle, in case you wanted to stare at my tummy on ..

A little wiggle, in case you wanted to stare at my tummy on this fabulous Tuesday.

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No. YOU stood on YOUR couch next to the window to catch the ..

No. YOU stood on YOUR couch next to the window to catch the magic light at the right angle... Happy Tuesday, weirdos.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜ $3 to ditch the dinosaur and the mermaid.

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Happy Monday, everyone! I think everyone can benefit on occa..

Happy Monday, everyone! I think everyone can benefit on occasion from a little bit of a motivational pep talk, especially when it comes from an unexpected source. Soooo... here's that girl you think about when you masturbate delivering a fairly wholesome message about trauma and strength. I hope everyone has an amazing start to their week, and it just gets better from there. 😘

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My concept of what cool means may not have changed since I w..

My concept of what cool means may not have changed since I was 5, but I'm still right about this one. 😎

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I've gotten a few questions about my menu of services, so I'..

I've gotten a few questions about my menu of services, so I've made a video where I talk through the options and give a little more information. It's pretty long, though... so, my assumption is that people might just want to see specific parts they're curious about. Here are some specific times for when different sections start: Sexting - 2:39 Voice call - 5:42 GFE texting - 6:36 Genital Doodle - 11:56

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Do you like mee???

Do you like mee???

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Why didn't I do laundry yesterday??

Why didn't I do laundry yesterday??

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I can't believe I just wake up like this. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ₯° $3 to get r..

I can't believe I just wake up like this. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ₯° $3 to get rid of the mermaid

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Time for some wholesome content. I would like to introduce t..

Time for some wholesome content. I would like to introduce to you, my teddy bear.πŸ₯°πŸ§Έ

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There are degrees to getting gendered correctly.

There are degrees to getting gendered correctly.

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Trying on different Hawaiian shirts. What do you think? Fre..

Trying on different Hawaiian shirts. What do you think? Free: 3 pictures $6: 4 more... which show a bit more skin πŸ˜‹

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When a lawyer does it, it's called pro bono...πŸ˜‚βš–οΈ

When a lawyer does it, it's called pro bono...πŸ˜‚βš–οΈ

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When someone who doesn't have very good taste is like "Hey! ..

When someone who doesn't have very good taste is like "Hey! I have that same shirt!"

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Let me tell you a story...

Let me tell you a story...

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🌴🎢Wouldn't it be nice if... I sang part of that Beach Boys s..

🌴🎢Wouldn't it be nice if... I sang part of that Beach Boys song but with my own lyrics and I did it naked?πŸ˜‹πŸ˜˜ To see it without the cartoony censored bar PPV or sub to my VIP page.

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Tummy? Sometimes. Titties? On occasion. Tuesday? At least on..

Tummy? Sometimes. Titties? On occasion. Tuesday? At least once per week. 😎 (PPV or sub to my vip page to make that little dinosaur extinct)

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Gotta take time out from shooting for affirmation.

Gotta take time out from shooting for affirmation.

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